To use on in-laws and my nephew. Bro-N-Law has gone same route as She who must not be named, and suddenly my nephew the oldest of my sister children (5) who JUST got out of jail pulled something stupid and now is going right back and this time to prison. Now, bro-n-law I'm actually not surprised but had high hopes he would be a better creature than his sister, he sure had a good act always knew the possibility he would back stab hubby but he really, really had a good game face. (I sure wouldn't have wanted to play poker with him back then. Now I know jerk.) and Nephew? he just had gone thru 8 maybe 9 months of being in a little towns jail so he was detoxed then he pulls another idiotic stunt (no one will tell me exactly what) but he is mid 40's to old to be the stupid kid of the bunch. (he was suppose to get me some of his mothers cremains!) I need to use him as a example for son and the one nephew left so, rubbing hands need a spell that wont put him below ground (save that for n-laws) but will still prove the point I'm trying to get into the other boys thick skulls... So, anyone got any ideas? Any at all! No matter what type or level of good/bad etc... I'm open for anything! Plus son who just got OUT of prison YESTERDAY! Wants to come spend weekend helping dad around the farm. Don't get me wrong after not seeing him in so long really really want to see him but not that many hours of this frenzy goose that he is. He never shuts up and he is hyperactive I suppose? Some folks have even asked me if he was slightly autistic?? Whaaaa? shakes head. I spend to much time totally alone. I can barely tolerate hubby! I want to have a early Christmas dinner then...(Go home!) I'm such a bad mother, human being....

have to check all the rooms before he leaves.. he has slick fingers ya know?

So, want him happy but not.. I dunno... not sure what to do with this one! I am terrible arnt I?

help? quietly whispered.....
