july 4th

[Ouroboros]

Wishing all my American friends a very happy July 4th! Eat too much, Drink too much and have way to much FUN!

[Elia]

My Sister came down, and my Daughter came over, we ate, and looked at old pictures all day found some good ones.

Now its TV time

[Ouroboros]

I'm glad you had a good one and nobody set the house on fire with the turkey deep-fryer! Oh Hell Yea!

[Ouroboros]

Oh Hwll Yea! Go hard on the "Young Warrior" stuff!

[Elia]

You are a Young Warrior!!!

One Christmas we had a turkey in the deep fryer, it was the best turkey i've ever had, the next year they tried it again, it did blow up we had enough to eat just no turkey, you can't put it in when it's frozen I tried to tell em!!! (my X old mans bunch )

[Ouroboros]

Yes! I hear that you have to completely dry them off before the Deep Fryer. Blow dry with the hair dryer! We have done them on the rotisserie on the Bar B Que. They are good that way too, but that year we had a problem with yellow jackets invading the BBQ and we had to grab the turkey and run for the house. They did'nt bother us all day untill we sliced the first cut on the turkey and they showed up by the hundreds. I said grab your plate and run. We ate inside.

[Elia]

That was a giggle, thanks I needed one, I could just picture it. coming soon to Dentation America after all they have every reality show you can think of.

[Ouroboros]

[Elia]

One fourth of July party we had on the farm, and had a fireworks show, as good as they do in town (the old man always bought the illegal good stuff)
So he's setting them off and one goes haywire starts toward the crowd (he's on the hill) everyone grabs their chairs and starts running, all but the old Uncle with a walker that had been trying to get to a seat, and it has already been 10 min. he was moving at a snails pace, and not one of us drunk idiots ran to help him. (no Uncle was harmed in this story, he just narrowly escaped)

Later that night my old man threw a firecracker wheel in the bon fire, and we all ran for cover, while he laughed his ass off
This thing was suppose to be hung up, but he couldn't get it to light so he just tossed it in the fire, it was shooting in all directions, and spinning. Once we were well out of the way it was a woot.

[Ouroboros]

There is always one in the pack who thinks it is funny to throw fireworks in the fire. A lot of our friends are Doukabours, they came from Russia in the early 1900's because they were pacifists and would not fight in the Russian army... anyway, to protest taxes etc. they like to set their houses and clothes on fire and demonstrate naked. I have interesting friends. I'm getting off point now but the thing is, they love fire, bonfires and are totally irresponsible with fireworks and will shoot them at each other, throw them in the fire and use Roman Candles as dueling pistols. Did I mention that they also like to drink to excess! Their parties are interesting to say the least. My ex husband was one of them, but not one of the good ones.

[Elia]

That would have been fun when I was young, but sadly I don't party much now.

We are going to Bobby Mackey's next weekend its a haunted honkytonk GAC wont even go back there. I will end up being the DD I'm sure, but I'm only going to see if I see a ghost.

[Ouroboros]

Happy Hunting!